Who is not afraid of Recession?
Well, pimps and whores and whorehouses in Germany are the latest to follow suit. Artemis occupies the pride of place in being the largest of brothels.
Do we all not know that prostitution in Germany is legal and legitimate? Not since ages, only as far back as 2002.
Hence the fear of bankruptcy and recession blues for these skinrunners as they mull over their tax planning.
Forgot to tell ya: There are some 400,000 ladies working their way up through the fleshtrade!!!! Arrgggh, but ’tis true. However, brothels and boudoirs in Germany offer you the ultimate in luxurious interiors:

Well, now to our topic.
The Sex Hostesses of Germany, actually of one of the brothels in Germany have come up with an ingenious idea of a discounted fleshpot deal! If you gotta bike and ride it all the way to this particular pimping den, Maison d’Envie or House of Desire, you won a discount coupon of 5 Euros or 7.40 dollars! Whoa! 15 minutes of sexuelle Begegnung is yours at just 25 Euros (Earlier Price: 30 Euros)

And for punters who are ashamed of bicycling up to their pleasure-house for that steamy date, taking the public trasnport is yet another way to bag the “Eco-Discount” . Five Euros off on showing the bus ticket or monthly pass! Happy Load-shedding:

Truly amazing and expanding sense of environmental consciousness in action. Who says, Whores Don’t Teach Us! All of us who shout from pulpits and pontificate endlessly about being environment-friendly must sit and watch and take in a lesson or two from this episode! Let enviroment take all the beating elsewhere, not anymore in sexy addresses of Germany.

Hats off Deutsch Frauen! Thou art purged of all sins, O Heilige Frauen. Long live the oldest profession of the world.
Tags: Artemis, brothels in Germany, German Whores, Maison d'Envie, Prostitution in Germany