Well, it isn't Bra Day yet! Nor even valentine day but a good excuse to blog about a female obsession, quite BRA(ve)LY: Stop grinning and read on my wise tip:
Before you shop for something sensual or supra-sensual in the lingerie store, just give a thought to your bra cup-
‘A’ equals Almost boobs
‘B’ says Barely Present
‘C’ yawns Can’t clasp
‘D’ is Damn it!
‘E’ well! Enormous
‘F’ goes Phony
‘H’ arrgh Help these phonies, am fallin down!!!
Which size is you! [Men, please look away.]
Before you shop for something sensual or supra-sensual in the lingerie store, just give a thought to your bra cup-
‘A’ equals Almost boobs
‘B’ says Barely Present
‘C’ yawns Can’t clasp
‘D’ is Damn it!
‘E’ well! Enormous
‘F’ goes Phony
‘H’ arrgh Help these phonies, am fallin down!!!
Which size is you! [Men, please look away.]
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