Can he do something about it that was never done before? “Let’s make it an edible affair,” and he thought of dangling bananas and a bunch of cows fighting for his edible lingerie. “Nah,” he still was not convinced, though he managed to buy and string all the fruits.
Then all of a sudden he was struck by a lightning idea- “Yes,” he said. “The glass would do him proud.” So he got a glass underwear made for himself and slipped into it and out he went.
An old man on a sidewalk noticed first and shouted, “I knew you were crazy, but now see I can see your NUTS!”