A Taliban stood in queue outside a US embassy to get his visa.
His conversation with the Consul began after 9 long hours of keeping in queue.
Consul- What’s your name?
Taliban- Gaffar Khan
Consul- Sex?
Taliban- Ten to twelve times a week
Consul- Well, I mean, male or female?
Taliban- Both female and male and at times even camels
Consul- Holy Cow!
Taliban- Yes, cows and dogs, too!
Consul- Man! Isn’t it hostile?
Taliban – Horse style, Doggy style, any style
Consul- Oh… dear!
Taliban- Deer! No deer, Sir, they run too fast!
His conversation with the Consul began after 9 long hours of keeping in queue.
Consul- What’s your name?
Taliban- Gaffar Khan
Consul- Sex?
Taliban- Ten to twelve times a week
Consul- Well, I mean, male or female?
Taliban- Both female and male and at times even camels
Consul- Holy Cow!
Taliban- Yes, cows and dogs, too!
Consul- Man! Isn’t it hostile?
Taliban – Horse style, Doggy style, any style
Consul- Oh… dear!
Taliban- Deer! No deer, Sir, they run too fast!
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